are you doody free?


these boys & girls are!

regularity is the new black. 


Irrigating bowels since 2009 has given me a lot of insight into people’s bathroom woes. In honor of my clients, I founded Doody Free Girl in 2012 in an effort to erase the stigma surrounding women and their basic human right to take a dump. I am constantly learning from my clients about the daily physical and emotional struggles involved in accomplishing this critical bodily function. Obstacles include anything from extra loopy intestines to office stage fright. Doody Free Girl serves as both a physical and a virtual refuge for those suffering from either physical or emotional constipation because ultimately, constipation can become a source of depression, anxiety and illness.

DSC_01002I received my Colon Hydrotherapist Certification from the Woods Hygienic Institute in Kissimmee, FL in 2009 from the one and only Helen Wood. In 2010, I received my Certified Nutritionist Consultant (CNC) and Holistic Counselor Certifications studying with holistic carnivore, Dian Freeman of Wellness Simplified in 2010. In 2009, I studied intensely with master detox chef, Doris Choi to learn how to create artisanal, yet healthy dishes with ease. I have also trained extensively with the likes of New York City’s finest raw vegans; Tommy “Detox” DeVito, Gil Jacobs and Natalia Rose as early as 2008. In short, I’ve studied with the best and have embraced all of the extremes, bringing me to some universal conclusions I think everyone could benefit from.

So let’s cut the crap. I believe the gateway to optimal health and vibrancy is through proper care of our digestive tracts. We must clear out the garbage in a timely fashion so that our bodies are free from toxic overload, allowing the absorption of only essential nutrients from our food. Our digestive tracts can then provide proper nourishment via the bloodstream to the rest of our vital organs. Gravity colonics are the most natural and gentle, yet effective way to clear out weeks and arguably years worth of waste. That’s what I do! I hope to affect change through clean, happy colons because a healthy butt promotes a confidant strut!

follow my booty everywhere!




i got 99 problems, butt…


Become regular clients!
Feel loads lighter!
Experience less bloating!
Achieve the regularity glow!



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